The Story of Simzgirl

Because they suck at it. There have been, um, recent “events” in my circle of friends that has been quite gossip evoking. However, my knowledge of the events is all second-hand. The hands feeding me the gossip? Both boys. Which leaves me in quite a position. A position of little information. Recent conversations have gone […]

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I love babies. All of ‘em. I don’t care. They are so adorable. And cuddly. And soft. And when they reach out their arms for you to pick them up every bone in my body aches with all the love. Oh and what is with that wonderful smell that just radiates out of the top […]

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I was just sitting here at my desk thinking I could use a snack. I had a fairly light lunch and was going to need something to sustain me if I planned to go shopping with my friend after work. So, I reached into my handy food drawer to see what might sound good. Soup? […]

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Like I said before, I am sick. Being in a office setting, everyone loves to recommend products to try and remedies they swear by. I have taken everything from Emer’gen-C, to Throat Coat Tea, to Cold-eeze, to DayQuil and my personal favorite, Sudafed Sinus Headache. The result of the conglomeration? I can’t think straight (so […]

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Today is the day where you declare your undying love and remind yourself how important those around you are, right? Gah. The only think I want to profess my love to is a bottle of NyQuil and my flannel jammies. I am in that starting-to-get-sick spot where my throat is scratchy, I ache all over […]

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…the best thing in the world to hear on the other end is the tiny voice of a child.
I was just sitting here working away when my cell phone rang. I quickly reached into my purse to answer the phone before any of my co-workers complained about the noise. I noticed the caller ID […]

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Hand me a Starbucks napkin with notes written all over it and ask me to “turn this into something.” Making sure to point out that it must include the phrase, “Hosted by Jose and Hose B.”

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Four jobs I’ve had:
1. Worked concessions at the only movie theater in Seaside (and now get to see movies there for free. For LIFE!)
2. Telephone Outreach Program Caller for the University of Portland (Woohoo TOP Callers!)
3. Sales associate at Meier & Frank (Shut up, it put me through college.)
4. Purchasing/receiving admin at BMC West (where […]

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simz_girl: Ok, I have a problem:
simz_girl: Every time I try to type “prefers” I type “pregers”
simz_girl: Do you think that means something…..
simz_girl: Seriously. It’s happened like 3 times just this morning.
simbateman: sorry baby.
simbateman: i don’t think it means anything. unless there is something when you are pregnant that makes you bleed.
simz_girl: like, you maybe?
simbateman: i […]

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How to amuse me:
Tell me you forgot your keys at work so you dig mine out of my purse. And take them ALL. Forgetting that we do not carpool on Fridays and I need my own keys to drive to work.
How to annoy me:
Don’t answer your cell phone when I am trying to call you […]

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