The Story of Simzgirl

After yesterday’s festivities, Simeon and I awoke with a pumpkin hangover and needed to seek solace the only way we knew: hair of the dog! So you know my day is already off to a great start. Then throw in the explosion of endorphins that can only be released after a shopping spree, and I […]

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I just finished my second Pumpkin Spice Chai Tea Latte from Starbucks. Mmmmmm. It was so good. Simeon is friends with all the guys who work at our Starbucks, so they keep him up to date on the product line-up. Well, last week they informed him that Starbucks was bringing back the Pumpkin. (Insert glorious […]

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“You all suck.”
“…because someone at Nick’s house should be having sex.”
“I didn’t know you could actually light your farts.”
“There is always bum talk.”
“Yeah, he’s moving in with his boyfriend.”
“I feel oddly whored out.”
“No, no, noooo. Don’t use the poop shovel.”
“Knock, knock, knock. Hello…I’m lonely.”
“So on Wednesday nights, if I just call myself “Megan” I won’t […]

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Ok, I just wrote this really long, witty post about movies and puppets and re-makes and when I hit the “save” button it all disappeared. Now I am too mad to re-write it all. Sorry. It was a good one too. I know you would have liked it.

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Voicemail. It’s a love-hate relationship for me. Most days I love it. It allows me to screen my calls (“Yeah. I’ll call you back. Riiiiight.”), let irate clients blow off their steam before I talk to them in person (“I am so sorry you feel that way. Is there anything I can do?”) and it […]

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This is the best I can do with what is out there on the Internet! Enjoy!

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It’s Wednesday which means I am half way through this week, which is turning out to be the Longest. Week. Ever. I don’t really know why, but every day this week has felt like it should be a few days later, which only leads to bitter disappointment.
On a happier note, it’s raining today. I […]

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Simeon and I could only stay in Bellingham for a couple days, so we stopped in to see Heather and Emery one more time before we had to leave.
As you can see, Mommy and baby are both doing great. They are both trying to adjust to all the new changes in their lives. Heather […]

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IT’S A BOY!!! So, for the record, one could say I was right. Hee hee hee.

Announcing Emery Isaac Boisvert! He was born this morning at 9:49am. He was 8lbs 1oz and 20 1/2 inches long.
So, according to Chloe, by having both a daughter and a son, Heather and Barney “have achieved the American […]

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…unfortunately it’s not for me….yet. But it is for Heather and Barney! Simeon and I are heading to Bellingham in a few minutes and we are going to be there to welcome the latest Boisvert to the world. I am so excited for Heather and Barney, not only do they already have an adorable little […]

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