The Story of Simzgirl

1. While scrubbing potatoes last night, I was tempted to try a nice “Scourgify” spell.
2. I walked around with “Weasley is our King” (the Gryffindor version, of course!) stuck in my head all day yesterday.
3. While getting ready this morning, my husband, totally out of the blue, asked me, “So everyone knows that he is […]

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“We clutter, but don’t leave CRAP around.”
“They put it in the Golden Girls time slot. But I am totally down with the Golden.”
“You know I still whore it up.”
“Me and my red face are going to get our Fluff somewhere else.”
“That is the second time in two days someone has said ‘shat.’”
“You got that […]

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The Office Depot delivery guy just brought me a package and it totally made my day! I mean how could you NOT be hapy about new binder clips, tab dividers, 3-ring binders, and 3 1/2″ diskettes? The diskettes are multi-colored people. MULTI-COLORED.

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How is it only 2:42pm? I ask you that!
This day has been draggin’ ass and I can’t seem to get it to pick up the pace. All I know is there is something in the air that has made everyone, um, different and I don’t know why. Is there a full moon? Are the tides […]

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…that no matter how old I am, 4/20
will always make me giggle. Ahh the simple things in life.
…that in light of the beautiful weather forecast I wore a skirt today. So help me if Andy Carson is wrong I am gonna freeze my ass off.
…that referring to certain sections of the office as “The […]

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Over the past weekend my niece, who also happens to be my god-daughter, celebrated her First Communion. So the family all got together to celebrate Emily’s accomplishments and this next milestone in her life.

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Last night just after 12:30pm, a good two hours after I had fallen asleep, I was awaken by the ringing of my cell phone. Now I am not sure about you guys, but when my phone rings in the middle of the night, my brain instantly thinks EMERGENCY. Simeon jumped out of bed and ran […]

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Inspired by Peggy and all her home improvements, Simeon and I decided to paint the laundry room over the weekend. Well it’s more than just the laundry room, it’s also the half-bath off of the family room, as well as the dog’s room (after all it does have the doggy-door for them to easily get […]

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This is an actual comment I read on a site in response to a comment posted by “Blackninja.” I thought it was hilarious and I wanted to share:
“Blackninja should not be so intolerant, seeing as he is both black and (more importantly) a ninja. How’d you like it if some dude walked up to […]

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Things I Need to Do

Refill Sim’s prescriptions
Renew library books online
Upload the pictures I took of the bedding Heather helped me pick out for the daybed in the office
Snuggle into my husband some more so I can smell him (I just bought him some Clinique Happy for Men and it is TO […]

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