The Story of Simzgirl

Today is Administrative Professional’s Day and as I am an “Administrative Professional” that means today we celebrate ME. (Don’t you dare call me a secretary or I will hunt you down.) My boss, always worried about being the last to recognize special occasions, left my gift on my desk where I would be sure to […]

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Well my mood is definitely much better now. The husband, he knows how to make me happy. (Just give me something I have been asking for, duh!) Here are the much anticipated Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival Pictures.

Tulips are my absolute favorite flower. Firstly, for their appearance. They are so amazingly simple, yet stunning. I love […]

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I am feeling like a total bitch today. People are annoying me. I don’t want to talk to anyone. And I just want to be left alone, ok? On the positive side, it’s all happening in my head. People come up to me and start talking and I’m smiling and nodding, but in my head […]

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I’ve done it. It’s not even May yet and I’ve gotten my first sunburn of the season. Don’t worry, for all of you worried about skin cancer or nasty peeling, it’s a mild one. But it is kinda nice to know I got the first one out of the way.
I am actually quite embarrassed about […]

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…that the secret to making toddlers love you is keeping a baggie of animal crackers hidden in your desk drawer.
…that when your friend’s ringtone is set to “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard” it will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
…that Skinny Cow’s Chocolate Peanut Butter […]

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Another Easter has come and gone and the husband didn’t let me get out my Easter decorations. *sigh* So I was happy we were celebrating Easter at my mom’s house where decorations were sure to be everywhere.

All my siblings, along with their spouses, or children or friends, gathered at my mom’s for our traditional Easter […]

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I am just going to warn you all, I am going to be writing about my breasts. And for the few men out there who read this (and you know who you are) I swear it is not in a way you want to hear. Ok, you have been warned.
For those of you who know […]

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I made it to the zoo. And it was wonderful. Everything I hoped it would be. Friday afternoon Heather and I packed up the munchkins and headed out to see all the glorious animals.

We ventured along the winding paths that lead from the “Artic” or to the “Rainforest.” We hiked the steep terrain leading […]

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Heather just IMed me and asked me if I wanted to go to the zoo with her and the kids today. She couldn’t see me, but my eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. I just love the zoo. It is one of the rare things that truly makes me feel like a […]

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…that I still don’t like brussel sprouts. Not even the baby ones.
…that I do, however, enjoy a well barbequed steak. Mmmmmm. Red meat.
…that multi-vitamins are SO out; it’s all about the poly-vitamins.
…that Europeans have finally beaten us Americans at becoming truly lazy. Particularly when it comes to parking cars.
…that a toddler will stand in the […]

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