The Story of Simzgirl

You know you have finally become an adult when you realize the cereal you just bought has a toy inside only AFTER it falls directly into your bowl. I remember a day when I would select my cereal purely based on the “prize” inside. Now I pick it based on several factors: 1) whether I […]

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…that grapes are so good. Like I could just sit and eat them all day, Greek Goddess style.
…but it only takes one bad grape to make you want to vomit. Ewww.
…people are really going to have to blog more because I don’t want to find anymore ways to kill time using the Internet.
…that all this […]

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I seriously just thought to myself, “Thank the Lord and the Baby Jesus for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.”
Which was quickly followed up with, “Hmmmm. I wonder if I am PMSing…”

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1. This fabulous fall day. The air is crisp, the leaves are falling, and the sun is shining. It just doesn’t get any better than that.
2. They are actually moving back. For real. No joke. I am SO freakin’ excited!
3. The deck was a little icy today and my dogs ran out the doggy […]

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…using speaker phone should be illegal in public places. Particularly, in offices. Even more specifically, in the area within 15 feet of my desk. Thanks.

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…Is it possible for my bladder to suddenly shrink? Cause I swear I have gone pee like six times this morning. Since I have been at work. And I have only drank one of my Dasani 1 liter bottles. What am I going to do if I ever actually get pregnant? Will I have to […]

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My brain is overwhelmed today with all sorts of different things to blog about, and since I am feeling very A.D.D. today, I am just gonna do them all, rather than pick one and go with it. Brace yourself for all the randomness as it flows from my brain:
I am totally ready for the latest […]

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…I dropped Simeon off at the airport only 8 hours ago and I am already out of things to do.
…I am very easily entertained by the flight tracking sites awaiting Simeon’s safe arrival in Washington DC, but it may be bordering on obsession, so I need to watch it.
…I will be the first to admit, […]

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…that no matter how old I am, 4/20
will always make me giggle. Ahh the simple things in life.
…that in light of the beautiful weather forecast I wore a skirt today. So help me if Andy Carson is wrong I am gonna freeze my ass off.
…that referring to certain sections of the office as “The […]

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…the words, “we are having a tea party today and I thought I needed a new tea cozy” were just uttered in my office.
…the weatherman told me this morning it is suppose to be sunny and 70 degrees this weekend. And wouldn’t you know it, I have to study.
…misunderstanding is a bitch. And miscommunication is […]

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