Simeon is at his CFUG meeting tonight and I have the house to myself. What better time to girl it up, right? So I decided I was going to put on a mud mask. (I try to avoid doing masks when Sim is around because he loves to make me laugh when I have one on and it hurts to smile, you know, because of all the cracking) I grabbed the tube, shook it down, flipped the top and squeezed. Damn if there wasn’t a huge air-bubble and green-gray mud splattered all over my bathroom. In the sink. On the counter. Covering the mirror. I even found some all the way over on the toilet tank. I honestly just stood there looking around thinking, “Oh. My. God. Did that just happen?”

Then I scoured my entire bathroom. Thank God tomorrow is cleaning day.