Things actually said over dinner tonight

“I don’t know what it is…unless it’s what I think it is.”

“Earrings always smell like ass.”

“Hold me down and shove it in.”

“That candle could be “Ballpark” scented.”

“Pull it, then smell it.”

“It’s actually “Coconut Cove” but “Penis Colada” is close.”

“Did you just smell his finger??”

“I have a thing for carbonation today.”
“I have a thing for urination today.”

“My God you are wet.”

“Heh heh. Ipod ninja.”

“Oh my God! How did I not see that?”

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