Simeon: So did you have a nice day today?
Molly: *stares*
Simeon: Did you chase any squirrels?
Molly: *blinks*
Simeon: Did you catch any?
Molly: *licks Simeon’s hand*
Simeon: You did what? *giggles* You took Ellie’s ball away?
Molly: *wags tail*
Simeon: *pats her on the head* Yeah, that sounds like something you would do.
It’s things like this that keep me coming back for more! You are just too funny!
Oh, Phil wanted me to ask you guys when you want to get together again. Maybe we can BS our way through another game?
Ah, isn’t it touching to see the close kinship our men have with their pets. Makes me a little misty-eyed.