Things actually said over dinner tonight

“Oh shit. You said vegetable.”

“There should be a children’s book called Squirrels with Guns. It could be on the shelf next to Everybody Poops and Paddington Bear.”

“You know, when I was off.”
“Off your rocker?”

“Oh the consuela is strong with this one.”

“Can someone be orally dyslexic?”

“And that is the cue for me to go downstairs with the guys.”

“Do you re-use your satchel?”

“Skotch. That will be the word of the day tomorrow.”

“What do you mean? New Yorkers don’t have accents.”

“That was my boob. What are you the Nick-of-the-dog-world?”

“That was too sweet for me.”
“That’s because you have a sour soul.”

3 thoughts on “Things actually said over dinner tonight

  1. We have dinner every Wednesday and you are ALWAYS invited! Feel free to drag Muffin along too! There are boy friendly activities also! Yippee!

  2. Too funny! When do I get to come to one of these dinner parties? I will totally bring something. I make awesome dessert. Or I can bring drinks. I can ALWAYS bring drinks.

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