“How many drug dealers have, I dated? 1…2…3…4. Yeah 4.” “Wow! You beat me! High five!”
*Phone rings* “You are quite popular tonight.” “What can I say? Booty calls. Booty calls.”
“She didn’t need to tour the units. She has seen many, many units.”
“I worked in the street drug industry. It was a niche market.”
“That would be really hard core…get a potato tatooed on your ankle! But it would have to be a good one or it would just look like a piece of crap.”
“Most of my spare time, I fly. But sometimes I stab. You could be the sometimes.”
“How am I going to remember all this for my blog? Simeon told me I can’t take notes during dinner.”
Its from Wayside School is falling down. I got a swell potato on my ancle 2003 and its great. the artist really appreceated getting to draw the design from scratch becuase they study to be artists and then always end up tracing stuff.
Actually, some background info on the potato tattoo is necessary. I do believe it is from "Sideways Stories at Wayside School". I’m sorry, it isn’t my material, but the artful use of comedic timing is indeed my own.
Anyways, I’m glad Carole liked the tattoo idea.
A potato WOULD be a pretty bad-ass tattoo.
So much material!