Me: ok, so this little worker bee over here keeps talking to himself. and just now he said “see what daddy can do now!”

Me: i swear to god.

Her: that is really weird

Her: daddy?

Me: ummm, yeah.

Me: should I be scared?

Me: cause I kinda am.

Her: i would be, he refers to himself as daddy?

Me: unless the screw, or worse yet-the drill, is the daddy

Her: ok, you just made me snort