A letter

Dear evil bitch at the movies,

Who the hell do you think you are? Are you so far above the rest of us that you think we all need to accommodate your every wish? Yes, I got to the theater 30 minutes before it was suppose to start because I knew, with Grand Opening celebrations and $1 admission, the place was going to be packed. (That and I actually enjoy watching The Twenty. So what?) But what I don’t understand is why you think when you come in two minutes to show time that I will just move over and let you have my seat? Hell no. I picked this seat for a reason, and I am not about to move.

Sorry,
Carrie

P.S. Oh and the girls three seats down TOTALLY agreed with me. So there!

5 thoughts on “A letter

  1. I love it. This Regal Cinemas Bitch Whore needs to learn to arrive in a more timely manner. She should be more mindful of the "early bird gets the worm" rule.

  2. We went to see Fever Pitch (with Drew Barrymore & Jimmy Fallon) at the Grand Opening of a new Regal Cinema. And this lady came up and asked me to move down. I said no. Then she actually said "Are you serious?" And I said "Yes I am. I have been sitting in this seat for 30 minutes and I am not moving." Then she walked away. And the girls sitting next to me said "Good for you. I can’t believe people like that." It was great. 🙂

  3. Oh my god, what was that all about? Why did she expect you to move after you’d been there so long?? And what movie were you seeing?

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