Luck of the Irish….or not?

Today has been a very odd day for me. I started off this morning by knocking the glass shower door completely off. I don’t even know how I did it, because I only bumped it slightly with my knee and I didn’t even get a bruise (those of you who know me, know I bruise like a peach!). But off it came crashing down to the ground hitting the wall and scratching the linoleum with one fell swoop. The worst part was that Sim thought I killed myself or something and ran in I swear before the door even hit the floor. He was pretty shook up all morning. Opps!

Then Simeon and I went to lunch over at Gustav’s by Lincoln Tower and had some lovely food (complete with green beer for St. Patrick’s Day!) and just enjoyed each others company. It was very nice. Sim was totally flirty and we just laughed through the entire lunch (“Is it twitching now?” “No.” “How about now?”). Then as I was pulling out of the parking lot, I paused to turn right onto Greenburg Road to let a pedestrian cross the street. Just as I stepped on the gas to drive forward I heard this great screeching and crunching metal. I looked in my rearview mirror as I pulled away to see that the car RIGHT BEHIND ME had just had its front fender ripped off by the car behind them trying to drive past. I couldn’t believe it. I was THIS CLOSE to that being me in the crumpled car. I guess this goes to show that those drivers in the Lincoln Tower parking lot really are crazy (except you Carole darling, you are an angel). I did have my suspicions.

Now to finish off my St. Patty’s day, I plan to have a nice calm movie night with Erin while Simeon is at the CFUG meeting. Do you think anything else will go wrong? Erin, honey, you better watch out….or at the very least bring your First Aid kit!!

Things actually said over dinner last night

“I will so stop at the nunnery. I am not kidding.”

“So it all comes back to Salem.”

“If you put Megan and I together we make a whole ass. Awwww.”

“We were the dealers too, but we were the gangsters.”

“If you are gonna be the slut, be the head slut.”
“I told the other sluts what to do!”

“Oregonians are the nicest sons-a-bitches.”

“We went to buy parts for the truck I DON’T EVEN HAVE.”

“Just tell him you’ll pimp his ride when he gets outta jail.”

“Why are you laughing? You were just assaulted!”

“So help me God if he gets me a vacuum for my birthday, he is sleeping on the couch.”

“They are gay for each other. It works for them.”

“Something about Fred Meyer just makes me wanna let go.”

“He leaves the house when I have to poop.”
“Really? I totally fart on his face!”

“Well if the baby is black we’ll know.”

“There is a dick on my face, isn’t there?”

“Do you know what that says? It’s ‘balls’ in Filipino, French, and Spanish.”

Thanks ladies for a fabulous time!! Oh and Megan, thanks for helping me with all the quotes. You are a rockstar!

If you want to see more pictures, you can go here: Wednesday Night Dinner.

Blog-o-versary

Happy Anniversary!!

March 15, 2004 was officially the day I started blogging. I can’t even believe it’s been a year already. I feel like I haven’t really done much in the last year, but because of this very blog, I am able to go back and actually see all the things I have done. And the beauty of it is, so can you! So go ahead. Pull up a chair, dust off your monitor, and take a trip down memory lane.

And since I always feel better after a little freshening up, I thought why not throw in a new look to top things off? Make it all shiny and new again. You likey?

Weekend Pictoral Recap

Seattle was great. Vacations are fabulous. Friends make everything better. And I am relying on the old “a picture is worth a thousand words” expression to say the rest. Good-night all!

Things actually said over dinner tonight

“Oh shit. You said vegetable.”

“There should be a children’s book called Squirrels with Guns. It could be on the shelf next to Everybody Poops and Paddington Bear.”

“You know, when I was off.”
“Off your rocker?”

“Oh the consuela is strong with this one.”

“Can someone be orally dyslexic?”

“And that is the cue for me to go downstairs with the guys.”

“Do you re-use your satchel?”

“Skotch. That will be the word of the day tomorrow.”

“What do you mean? New Yorkers don’t have accents.”

“That was my boob. What are you the Nick-of-the-dog-world?”

“That was too sweet for me.”
“That’s because you have a sour soul.”

Happy Birthday Ellie!

Today my little girl turns 4.
It’s hard to imagine that Simeon and I have had her for that long. It seems like just yesterday we picked her out of the litter of eleven. She was special from the very beginning. The way she waddled across the floor to lick Simeon’s foot. We knew she was the one for us.

Things actually said over dinner tonight

“Oh! Pardon my nipples.”

“Don’t worry, those are functional now.”

“I can’t believe no one picked my ‘pile of pillows.'”

“You mean I have to say ‘erection’ five more times?”

“Just wait until he gets really mad. He turns purple.”

“Ahhhhh. Shwetty balls. Good times.”

(Phil & Chelle, feel free to let me know if I left anything out!)

Relief

My hands are still shaking, there are still butterflies in my tummy, and I am a little nauseous….But I

PASSED MY TEST!!!!

Oh I am so excited! Not only because I now have the state license to accompany my previous federal one (’cause one is not good without the other!) but because I can now read for fun, I can watch TV without guilt, and I can have fun again! I don’t have to spend anymore countless hours studying! I am FREE!

Well until I decide to get my Insurance license anyway….

Thinking…

…the words, “we are having a tea party today and I thought I needed a new tea cozy” were just uttered in my office.

…the weatherman told me this morning it is suppose to be sunny and 70 degrees this weekend. And wouldn’t you know it, I have to study.

…misunderstanding is a bitch. And miscommunication is it’s evil stepmother.

…the countdown ’til this work-week is over is hovering around 24 hours. Why now is time suddenly dragging its feet?

Today is a new day

Today is a new day, with a new mantra:

Today will be a good day. Today will be a good day. Today will be a GOOD day.

And why is that you ask?

  • Sim had his doctor appointment yesterday and he is not dying!! He doesn’t even have Hepatitis! Wahoo!
  • I scheduled my Series 63 exam for Monday. So what if it is in Milwaukie? At least I don’t have to take it on Friday!
  • I lost 5 pounds!
  • Proactive is finally working! In fact, I am not even wearing concealer today!
  • It’s Pink Shoe Day again!
  • It is finally “Hump Day!” Bring on the weekend already!
  • And who doesn’t like a day that starts with a list?!?

Have a great Wednesday everyone! I know I will!

(P.S. I will get into more detail about yesterday later. Right now I don’t have that much time….and its a looooong story. But rest assure, everything turned out ok! Thanks for all the concern!)